*goes to a frat party and slips the DJ $5 so he’ll play That Don’t Impress Me Much by Shania Twain next*

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You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.

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I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

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“I’m going to enjoy every second, and I’m going to know I’m enjoying it while I’m enjoying it. Most people don’t live; they just race. They are trying to reach some goal far away on the horizon, and in the heat of the going they get so breathless and panting that they lose sight of the beautiful, tranquil country they are passing through; and then the first thing they know, they are old and worn out, and it doesn’t make any difference whether they’ve reached the goal or not.”

Jean Webster (via feellng)

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“From 18 to 22 you meet a lot of temporary people.”

(via hardcore)

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